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Otto McSprawl had built a great mall
Otto McSprawl couldn't pay for it all
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Otto together again
Otto's great castle was too far from town
Hoping the price of cheap hay would stay down
The king lost the war, and hay became dear
And that, esteemed reader, is how we got here
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